Corner Gas (TV Series)
Happy Career Day to You (2009)
Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly
Quotes
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Karen Pelly : I guess the hardest part about being a police officer is having to work within a tight municipal budget.
Classmate #1 : Are you for real?
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Karen Pelly : [looking at her speed gun as a kid runs past her] Wow, 50!
[pauses]
Karen Pelly : That can't be right.
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[Karen and Wanda getting competitive over whose career the kids find more interesting]
Karen Pelly : Who wants to get a chalk outline drawn around them?
Wanda Dollard : Who wants to see the most important part of my job?... Fireworks!
Karen Pelly : Who wants to watch me shoot a stop sign?
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[Wanda is jealous that the kids think Karen's career is more interesting than hers after seeing what her job is like]
Karen Pelly : [phone] DRPD. Yeah, uh-huh. Cows? How many cows? Fine, I'll be right there.
[hangs up]
Karen Pelly : Sorry kids, I have to go do my job... I mean, career.
[the kids groan]
Wanda Dollard : [holding a rubber ball] Aw, does Officer Karen have to go? Aw, probably has to bore some criminal to death. Oh well, come inside and we'll... have a ball!
Classmate #1 : We wanna go with Karen.
Wanda Dollard : Sorry, can't do that. You could get hurt.
Classmate 2 : But she's really...
Wanda Dollard : [yelling] Get inside!
[the kids hurry into the gas station]
Wanda Dollard : Sorry, sorry about that kids... Don't tell your parents I yelled. Hey, who can keep a secret!