- Aisha Tyler: Welcome back the lovely and talented Mr. Greg Proops, everybody.
- Wayne Brady: Greg Proops!
- [audience cheers and applause]
- Ryan Stiles: Fresh out of the pen.
- [audience laughter]
- Aisha Tyler: Yes. Still got his suit he had when they took him in.
- Greg Proops: Oh, yeah. It's the one I wore to my hearing.
- [Aisha laughs]
- Wayne Brady: And I defended him.
- Aisha Tyler: [in Scenes From a Hat] What the cast of Sesame Street does when the cameras stop rolling.
- Colin Mochrie: Near, far. Near, far. Who writes this crap?
- Wayne Brady: W is for whiskey.
- [mimes taking a big swig]
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] Where are the hookers in my neighborhood? In my neighborhood... oh.
- Wayne Brady: [as Snuffleupagus] I'm here to give a TED Talk on positivity and an optimistic outlook.
- [Aisha and audience laugh]
- Wayne Brady: My life has been changed by the power of "yes."