The Mentalist (TV Series)
Red Sauce (2009)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : You really think I would forget your birthday present?
[Lisbon nods]
Grace Van Pelt : [leaving to answer a phone call] Van Pelt.
Patrick Jane : It's on its way!
Teresa Lisbon : Yeah, right.
Patrick Jane : Little grumpy 'cause I didn't buy you a pony?
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Teresa Lisbon : You and Rigsby stay here. Talk to the kids Didrikson kept in line; see if they have the same take on the guy. Cho, Van Pelt, and are gonna go talk to the wife.
Patrick Jane : All right. We'll see you later.
Grace Van Pelt : Bye.
Wayne Rigsby : Bye. Teenagers. I hate questioning teenagers. It's like talking to mud.
Patrick Jane : You need some love in your heart.
Wayne Rigsby : Oh, is that my problem?
Patrick Jane : Yeah, it is. Stay close.
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Teresa Lisbon : Mrs. Didrikson, we're with the California Bureau of Investigation. Put the gun down.
Gina Russo : California Bureau of my ass! You get the hell out of here; I will shoot you.
Teresa Lisbon : This is my cell phone. I am gonna dial 911, and we will get uniform policemen here and they will sort everything out. In the meantime, we'll all relax.
Gina Russo : Screw you! I'm gonna count to ten, and then I'm gonna start shooting. One! Two!
Patrick Jane : [calling Lisbon] Lisbon.
Teresa Lisbon : Jane, get off the phone.
Gina Russo : Three!
Patrick Jane : I think I know what we have here.
Gina Russo : Four!
Teresa Lisbon : I've got a situation.
Gina Russo : Five! Six!
Patrick Jane : I think Didrikson used to work for the mob and went into witness protection. I think that's why he's out here.
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Teresa Lisbon : What'd you learn?
Patrick Jane : Well, she's scared, she's of Italian descent, she bites her nails, she doesn't like pets or pineapple.
Teresa Lisbon : [sarcastic] Useful stuff.
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Patrick Jane : Sonny Battaglia?
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Keep moving, jack.
Patrick Jane : Name's Jane. Patrick Jane. I need a moment of your time, if I may.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : For what?
Patrick Jane : To speak about Eddie Russo.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : You a cop?
Patrick Jane : No.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Good. You alone?
Patrick Jane : Yeah.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : [to his bodyguard] Shoot him.
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Patrick Jane : [having a gun pulled on him] There's three reasons I'm not scared. Well, okay, I'm scared, but there's three reasons I'm not terrified.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Please tell.
Patrick Jane : One, you don't get to be your age, rich and unimprisoned by shooting people willy-nilly on golf courses.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Until now. You know what consistency is?
Patrick Jane : The hobgoblin of little minds.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Right. Emerson. Okay, reason number two?
Patrick Jane : I can significantly improve your golf game.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : You and hundred other buckalahs. Reason number three?
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : I know where to find Eddie Russo.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : [after a tense pause, he nods and his bodyguard lowers his gun] How do I improve my game?
Patrick Jane : Well, it's very simple. It's easy. You have to think of hitting the ball more as, uh... an act of creation. What you need is a little more flow.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Flow?
Patrick Jane : Mm-hmm.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : I changed my mind. Shoot him.
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Patrick Jane : Thanks for your time, Mr. Battaglia. See you later.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : [Jane starts to leave] Hey, wait a minute. I'm not finished talking with you yet.
Patrick Jane : Well, I'm finished talking with you.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : Hey, what are... what are you, Al Pacino all of a sudden? People don't act that way with me!
Patrick Jane : I do, when there's witnesses around.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : [to his associates] What are we gonna do with this guy? He's got a screw loose.
Patrick Jane : You know, you think you have a certain outlaw charm about you, and you do, but you live by oppression. In reality, you're just a greedy, twisted little sadist.
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Wayne Rigsby : You played golf with Sonny Battaglia?
Patrick Jane : Yeah. Sonny, uh... well... I did. Mm-hmm.
Teresa Lisbon : What'd you learn?
Patrick Jane : He didn't kill Russo. And golf is oddly very easy.
Teresa Lisbon : And you're sure of this?
Patrick Jane : Mm. I'm very sure. It's all about rhythm. Anyone could do it.
[Lisbon gives him a sarcastic smile]
Patrick Jane : Yeah, Sonny Battaglia's clean; at least I think. It's hard to say with a sociopath.
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Patrick Jane : [dialing a number on his phone and handing it to Van Pelt] When someone answers, can you say "Is Mary there"?
Grace Van Pelt : Why?
Patrick Jane : Just for fun.
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : [at the golf course, Battaglia is on the other end of the phone call] Huh?
Grace Van Pelt : Hi. Is, um... is Mary there?
Santino 'Sonny' Battaglia : No, lady, it's the wrong number.
Grace Van Pelt : [hanging up] Wrong number. What was that about?
Patrick Jane : Groundwork.