- Miranda Hobbs: Speaking of dead things... I tried to revive my sex life with Steve the other day. I, I tried, really hard, and I'm afraid... the patient is non-responsive.
- Carrie Bradshaw: So... no pulse?
- Miranda Hobbs: No pulse at all. It was like two dead people trying to get it on, like zombie sex.
- Carrie Bradshaw: And you're sure you guys wouldn't consider going back to a therapist?
- Miranda Hobbs: We tried twice. We don't need a therapist. We need the cast of "The Walking Dead".
- [Carrie laughs]
- Carrie Bradshaw: Is he leaving? Oh yeah, it's okay. He's leaving, okay. You know what? Can you follow him out, and then come back and tell me when you're *sure* he's out of the building and *gone*?
- Anthony Marentino: You want me to off him, too? What am I, *Mossad*?