The Boys haven't forgotten about how Pat fucked them over with his little announcement video a while back. So now they're setting him up to return the favour. The difference is, Pat participates in his own fucking.
The Boys want Pat to shoot an Extreme Fucking Weather episode about a massive blizzard headed for Atlantic Canada. But Pat is still pissed off and won't shoot anything for SwearNet until Smith apologizes. Will he?
Leigh shows up for a meeting with the Boys to start planning his show, Trippin' With Leigh. Things get off to a great start when Leigh finds some goodies at the front desk.
Adam Copeland, former WWF/WWE champion "Edge", stops by the studio to pitch ideas on how he could ruin his reputation, and tells some fucking awesome wrestling stories.
Leigh gives us an update on his 'Trippin With Leigh' documentary. He shows us his office at the SwearNet studio and is ready to get to work - if only he could figure out how to turn on the fucking computer.
Day two of Leigh's acid painting experiment, and there's some surprising results. Leigh's paintings will be on sale soon, to help raise money for his 'Trippin with Leigh' trip to Peru.
The Boys are stressed big time and under the fucking gun to finish writing Season 12 and edit Out of the Park. Mike thinks it's the perfect time to fuck around and revive the Real Fucking Reality Show.
Instead of finishing the fucking scripts for Season 12, Mike has a better idea. He's bringing the Boys to a test kitchen to try out 45 fucking menu items for the restaurant they bought.
The Boys are busy as fuck and Christmas is around the corner, but SwearNet needs more fucking content so Mike fires up the cameras and resumes the RFRS. Luckily, they're going to have some help, in the form of Pat Roach.
Pat Roach meets with the Boys and reveals that he's been spending his time drinking, eating donairs, and playing video games. The Boys come up with a plan to help get Pat out of his funk and provide SwearNet with some great content.
Pat Roach is turning over a new leaf and is approaching his return to SwearNet with a fresh attitude. His positivity gets tested when the Boys lay out his tasks for the day. PLUS: What in the fuck is a raccoon dog?
Pat "Mr. Positivity" Roach is eager to get his workout regimen started, but first he needs to set up his gym. Surely some kind soul at SwearNet Studios will help him move his workout equipment. Right? FUCK.
Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.
Pat Roach is getting comfortable in his new work space at SwearNet Studios - maybe a bit too comfortable. The Boys confront Pat to ask him what in the fuck are they paying him for.
Our climate is fucked, and there's only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin' Roach. Pat gets back to his old stompin' grounds and shows us why he's the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet.
The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren't impressed with his weatherman work. Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.
Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach's performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.
Slip Saturn is a retired astronaut, Virginia Madison is a southern belle, and Johnny Angelfish is a retired pickpocket. Who are they? Fuck knows, but they sure are a fun distraction from writing scripts.
Pat Roach warms up his pipes as he prepares for a big day - it's time to get professional. He dons his SwearNet jacket and Robb, JP, and Mike ask him to test out the green screen as they get ready for a return to Extreme Fucking News.
The teleprompter is loaded up and Pat Roach is ready to deliver a profanity-laced news cast. Can he strike the right balance between passion and goofiness? Will he get the Boys sued? And who is spraying shit all over the toilets?
Pat's determined to get to the bottom of the SwearNet shit sprayer mystery, but the Boys aren't happy. Will Pat get his own way and prove he can do a good fucking job this time?
Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who's a greasy fucking liar? Who's always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts.
Mike braves the pandemic to check out the SwearNet studios and see what the fuck's going on. With the help of his inflatable assistant, he plans the launch of SEBS - the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System.
Mike Smith and Johnny Naked have been toiling away alone (and drunk) at the studio. Will the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System work - or have they fucked it?
Mike Smith brings you his first Coronavirus Fuckaround 2020 update, and has Senior SwearNet Analyst, Robb Wells, on the line to give us the lowdown on the lockdown.
From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News - and look at those dope graphics. Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where is Swearman?