Three latchkey kids, Eli (16), Avalon (15) and Ronnie Keller (11) are living large. With their parents distracted by their busy careers, teen insanity rules. That is until their Corporate Dad, David Keller, gets downsized. Okay, fired. Now that Dave is home full time, the Keller kids' days of ruling the roost are over. Dad turns the Keller attic into his office and applies everything he ever learned in business to the business of parenting. Dave founds the Keller Family Corporation and makes the Keller kids its employees. Can Eli's scheme of having Dave home school Avalon drive Dad insane and back to work? Can they just fire Dad?
—Anonymous