- Wanda Maximoff: [after being dragged along on several teleportations by Nightcrawler] Stop! My stomach is still two teleports back.
- Announcer: Coming soon: the return of the amazing Nightcrawler! Witness the blue furred X-Man, fighting tooth and nail in his long awaited rematch. But how will he survive, protecting the love of his life, the beautiful Crimson Witch!
- Scarlet Witch: That's Scarlet Witch, you stupid freak! And I don't need protecting.
- Nightcrawler: And she's not the love of my life.
- [Seeing that he is up against Wolverine, who is being mind-controlled by Mojo]
- Kurt Wagner: ...oh dang.