Corner Gas (TV Series)

Shirt Disturber (2009)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [after Wanda says her group gifts suck, to Josh and Fitzy]  Hey guys, wanna go in together for a...

  Josh the Cook , Fitzy : No.

• [first lines] 

  Lacey Burrows : Hey, I thought I'd donate some of my clothes. It's quality stuff, so...

  Fitzy's Grandma : Well, old or new, we appreciate any donations!

  Fitzy's Grandma : [pulling out the first piece]  Oh!

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, wait... I'd actually like to keep that.

  Fitzy's Grandma : Oh sure, sure.

  Fitzy's Grandma : [looking at the next piece]  Oh, yes!

  Lacey Burrows : You know what? That actually compliments the shirt so I'll take that back too...

  [she pulls the next item out, Lacey looks at it for a moment and then takes it back as well] 

  Lacey Burrows : Actually, is there somewhere where I could just try this stuff on?

  Lacey Burrows : [looking in the mirror]  Okay, I like this combination! I'm gonna keep these as well. The rest, I am donating.

  Fitzy's Grandma : So... You're donating the bag? You took everything back! It... It's okay if you want to keep them!

  Lacey Burrows : No, no, I came here to donate some clothes, and that's what I'm gonna do.

  Lacey Burrows : [handing the clothes back]  And the jeans.

  Fitzy's Grandma : Are you sure?

  Lacey Burrows : Yes...

  [tearing up] 

  Lacey Burrows : Could I please have five minutes alone with my jeans?

• [Wanda gives Karen one of the items that Lacey donated, as a gift] 

  Lacey Burrows : I know where you got that sweater.

  Wanda Dollard : I got it at a store.

  Lacey Burrows : Yeah, but you left out one detail... A thrift store!

  Wanda Dollard : I left out a lot of details! It was a white building, linoleum floors, smelled like old cabbage...