Young Sheldon (TV Series)
Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper (2021)
Raegan Revord: Missy Cooper
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Quotes
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Mary Cooper : Missy, don't forget that you have to pick out a present for that birthday next week.
Missy Cooper : Mom, it's Melissa now.
Mary Cooper : [under her breath, to Brenda] Middle School!
Billy Sparks : Who's Melissa?
Missy Cooper : Me.
Billy Sparks : Then who's Missy?
Missy Cooper : Missy is short for Melissa, like how Billy is short for William.
Billy Sparks : I don't understand.
Missy Cooper : You know how your real name is William?
Billy Sparks : I'm Billy.
Sheldon Cooper : No, we call you Billy, but your real name is William.
Billy Sparks : But my underpants say 'Billy' in them. Mom, is my name William?
Brenda Sparks : [reluctantly, in a whisper] Yeah.
Billy Sparks : [somewhat panicked] Then whose underpants am I wearing?
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Sheldon Cooper : Which bow tie says 'mature enough to be in college, but whimsical enough to discuss which came first, the Higgs field or the photon'?
Missy Cooper : They both say 'weird kid who eats alone'.
Sheldon Cooper : Come on! I know *you're* concerned about what you'll wear to middle school.
Missy Cooper : Show me again?
[Sheldon holds up the bowties]
Missy Cooper : The blue one. The plaid's too busy.
Sheldon Cooper : Thanks.
Missy Cooper : Or don't be the kid in a bow tie.
Sheldon Cooper : This is not the day to go crazy.