Young Sheldon (TV Series)

Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper (2021)

Wyatt McClure: Billy Sparks

Quotes 

• Mary Cooper : Missy, don't forget that you have to pick out a present for that birthday next week.

  Missy Cooper : Mom, it's Melissa now.

  Mary Cooper : [under her breath, to Brenda]  Middle School!

  Billy Sparks : Who's Melissa?

  Missy Cooper : Me.

  Billy Sparks : Then who's Missy?

  Missy Cooper : Missy is short for Melissa, like how Billy is short for William.

  Billy Sparks : I don't understand.

  Missy Cooper : You know how your real name is William...

  Billy Sparks : I'm Billy.

  Sheldon Cooper : No, we call you Billy, but your real name is William.

  Billy Sparks : But my underpants say 'Billy' in them. Mom, is my name William?

  Brenda Sparks : [reluctantly, in a whisper]  Yeah.

  Billy Sparks : [somewhat panicked]  Then whose underpants am I wearing?