Superstore (TV Series)

Ground Rules (2021)

Ben Feldman: Jonah

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• Garrett : Dina and I almost kissed yesterday.

  Jonah : What?

  Garrett : I mean, nothing happened. There was no lip collision. But there was definitely a swerve to miss situation.

  Jonah : Is she still with Brian? Did something happen? Are they having issues? Wait, is she into you?

  Garrett : Oh, two questions per breath. And I already told you, nothing happened.

  Jonah : Well, then why did you bring it up? That's how conversation works.

• Jonah : Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, all right, love the energy, great job, but you actually have to unwrap the plastic and separate the boxes before you shelf them.

  Tony : Oh. Then why'd you say great job?

  Jonah : I... don't know. Also there's an F on the pallet here. Do you know what that stands for?

  Tony : Yeah.

  [Chuckles] 

  Jonah : No, no, no, no, not that. Um, mostly because why would it?

• Sandra : [Sandra's adopted son, Tony, accuses Jonah of hitting him]  You touch him again, I will destroy you.

  Jonah : [to everyone around watching them]  She's not... It... We're... We're friends. I threw her an engagement party.

  Sayid : Don't let Jonah throw you a party, everyone. Your kids will pay the price.