- Adelle DeWitt: Illusions aren't worthless. They're at the heart of most relationships.
- Margaret: I suppose you'd be out of a job if they weren't.
- Sierra: Earth-identical gravity and atmosphere on other planets. Is that two?
- Topher Brink: I'll give you one.
- Sierra: That's fair. One ecosystem for a whole planet.
- Topher Brink: Good.
- Sierra: Human-alien cross-breeding without scientific intervention.
- Topher Brink: Nice.
- Sierra: Flamey explosions and sound in a vacuum.
- Topher Brink: Yes! Good job.
- Sierra: Oh, but there's so much more. Light speed travel, space storms and sexy, sexy aliens.
- Topher Brink: Ahh-ahh-ahh, I said classic sci-fi errors. Now you're just attacking good story telling.
- Margaret: Addy. Adelle. What's wrong? You look terrible.
- Adelle DeWitt: Margaret, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you. You're dead.
- Margaret: I swear I've never felt this good. Did being young feel this good?
- Adelle DeWitt: I seem to recall it was rather nice. I wonder why we gave it up.
- Margaret: Please. You're, what, ten years younger than me?
- Adelle DeWitt: And oddly, fifteen years older. Just remember, it's temporary.
- Margaret: Just a chance to indulge my curiosity. See my own funeral. Who wouldn't want that?
- Adelle DeWitt: To hear what the world really thought of us? To count up the number who love us?
- Nicolas Bashford: Julia, I know we're being terribly shocking, and you're being charmingly loyal, but you may wanna brace yourself. You may be here to mourn Margaret Bashford, but the rest of us, we just live here.
- Paul Ballard: I got prints on someone who might be a missing person.
- Loomis: [scoffs] You got prints on someone who might be a doll, you mean?
- Paul Ballard: They are missing people, you know? They just... don't know it.
- Paul Ballard: [after search results disappear] What just happened?
- Loomis: ...I just started to believe you.
- Adelle DeWitt: Any idea who?
- Boyd Langton: No. If I went in...
- Adelle DeWitt: She has a new handler. You're going to have to get used to it.
- Boyd Langton: Yes. I guess I am.
- Adelle DeWitt: Tell me you weren't tempted - even a little - not to come back here today. Just to disappear in this... body.
- Margaret: Maybe a little. But I've had my turn. And the people I loved are moving on. Besides...
- Adelle DeWitt: Besides?
- Margaret: I know you, Adelle. You're too much like me. I wouldn't have gotten as far as the airport.
- Topher Brink: In a world where all men are guilty until proven dead, one man stands as our only hope in the fight against...
- Adelle DeWitt: I'm not planning on presiding over the end of Western civilization. This is a one-time situation.
- Sierra: Speaking of sci-fi, can we play with the sleepies?
- Topher Brink: No.
- Sierra: Come on, Topher. We could have them battle one another and bet on them like gladiators.
- Topher Brink: We can't play with the sleepies.
- Sierra: [naughty voice:] Or we could have them act out skits we write, film it, and see who gets more hits on YouTube.
- Topher Brink: *That's... * not a bad idea, but no.