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Kung Fu and Titties (2013)

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Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led ... See full summary »

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Joseph McConnell (as Joseph McConnell)
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Credited cast:
Bronson Pinchot ... The Beaver
Shawn C. Phillips ... The Instructor
Doug Drucker ... Thug #10
Bettina Skye ... Oksana
Michael Emery ... Thug #3
John Archer Lundgren ... Zeefros
Seregon O'Dassey Seregon O'Dassey ... Cynthia
Raine Brown ... Raine Brown
Mike Marino ... Gorilla
Christopher Stadulis ... Ivan
Rowan Bousaid ... The Croatian
Sean Bennett ... Thug #11
Hunter Schlesinger ... Bum #1
Stanislav Shkilnyi ... Victor
Dante Briggins ... Shirtless Oiled Guy
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Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world. Written by Anonymous

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The only thing this movie needs is some good Chinese take-out. See more »

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Comedy | Fantasy

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USA

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English

Release Date:

9 August 2013 (USA) See more »

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Kung Fu & Titties See more »

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New Jersey, USA See more »

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$35,000 (estimated)
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KFT THE MOVIE,Nums Films See more »
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Color

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16:9 HD
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No animals were in the screenplay. The animals that appear in the film wouldn't move out of the shot when the location owner called them. See more »

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Richard Titties: Who the hell carries around packages of bologna in their bag?
Marv: You'll find out when you're my age.
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Referenced in London Calling: Sophia Disgrace (2016) See more »

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Absurdist humor at its finest!
13 February 2013 | by tstaruchSee all my reviews

Full disclosure....I am friends with some of the people who were in this movie. I try never to let that cloud by judgment, but hey, we're human! This film is EXACTLY what it's supposed to be....a romp through a landscape of absurd humor, and topless women. I went to the premiere and I laughed so many times through the film that I lost count. The audience was laughing, cheering, clapping, etc. constantly, which is exactly why I would go so see a movie like this.

Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.

Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.

The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.

Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!


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