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(2011)

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1/10
Wow, just wow, ineptitude at its finest
ShinzouMoa10 November 2018
So the title sequence spelled "affected" wrong, as well as "southern" on the same screen. That is within the first minute. Sorry can't give it the benefit of the doubt after that.
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1/10
Good, if you like watching people sitting around in a bar
Leofwine_draca11 July 2017
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VS: APOCALYPTIC THE TSUNAMI WAR is a true dud of an indie film, as the random word order of the title would suggest. It's supposedly set in a world devastated by an apocalyptic tsunami and set in some kind of MAD MAX style mercenary future world, but instead of being an action or event film this is merely a talky bore in which the characters all sit around in a bar endlessly and do nothing. It's cheap-looking, directed all in close up, and totally devoid of insight.
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1/10
I've seen hell and it was in Florida
daniel-mannouch3 July 2019
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Florida, America's p*nis. The sunshine state once hosted the most insane exploitation filmmaking scene of the grindhouse golden age. Now, look at it. A flash art comic book come to life like some Frankenstein incel. Let's get this over with already.

Soldier of the Apocalypse originally known as VS: The movie, did not get a DVD release for four years and it's easy to why, because it is an exceptionally desperate piece of filmmaking. I know film production is like a kind of alchemy and there are no guarantees regarding the results, but come on! Most people expect an audible sound mix, hence why I can't review this film's story, by the way. Most people expect to see at least half of a film without possessing night vision abilities. Most people expect you to complete your film! Instead of limping your way to feature length by replacing scenes you forgot to shoot with storyboards, sorry, comic book panels, as if no one would clock what you were doing?

This film was the limit. Does it even matter if this was written, produced, directed and starring the same guy? NO! It doesn't. It's too sad to be interesting. Maybe this film could have been a joke if it wasn't a demonstration of the worst sound engineering i could not hear in years. Eight people helped create this soundtrack. Unacceptable. Soldier of the Apocalypse can't be heard, can't be seen, and i can't be asked.
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