- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: Hell's knowing there's a heaven and you ain't never gonna see it.
- TigerDeSoto: You know what I prayed for, Picaro? Same thing I prayed for since I was a kid. I prayed I wouldn't die alone. I'm gonna kill you now. You're the last one...
- [tries to raise his pistol, but can't]
- TigerDeSoto: Damn!
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: [Picaro smiles, takes the gun from Tiger's fingers, twirls it, and points it at him, cocking it] You shoulda prayed harder when you was a kid, Tiger.
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [Facing off against Picaro in the final gunfight] You got any cartridges?
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: [Picaro checks his pockets, and produces one bullet] Yeah, I got one... for you.
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Die game, bounty hunter...
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: So this fella's out ridin' his horse when he comes across this sidewinder curled up on the side of the road...
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [rolling a cigarette] Snake?
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Yeah. A rattlesnake.
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: I know what it is.
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Well goddammit, you asked, let me tell it.
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [lights his smoke] Tell it, then.
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Alright, then. So the fella pulls his pistol to shoot this snake when the snake rears up and says "Now hold on, amigo. I'm a magic snake. You leather that bean-shooter and let me go, I'll grant you three wishes."
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: The snake says this?
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Goddammit, yes! Will you pay fuckin' attention?
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: Well... it's just that I never heard of no snake grantin' wishes before, is all.
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: You ever heard a snake talk at all?
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: Alright, just tell it.
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: Alright, then. So this fella says, "Well, OK. I ain't never had no luck baitin' ladies. I reckon I'd close the deal a lot swifter if I was to have the good looks of one of them high steppin' stage actors, the muscles of a prizefighter, and well, the dick of this here horse I'm riding...
- Lucas 'Tope' Mullins: [blows smoke] He was ridin' a mare.
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: [looks at Tope, disbelieving] . Y'know... just when I get to hatin' you a little less in my mind... my foot starts to hurt
- [indicates the foot Tope shot him in]
- Jakob 'Picaro Gonnoff' Baumberger: .