- Darren Hunch: You know what the saddest thing about this story is? The next day, the television ratings on that same show doubled. And I...
- [Darren stops suddenly and turns to someone off-camera]
- Darren Hunch: [surprised] Hey... David, is that true? They doubled the next day? You're... Jesus, wh-- You're kidding!
- [Darren sighs]
- Darren Hunch: Twenty poi--?
- [Darren sighs again]
- Darren Hunch: [dejected, to camera] I'm Darren Hunch. I'll be back in a moment.
- [Darren turns off-camera again]
- Darren Hunch: Twenty points? You've got to be joking!