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- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [muffled] Okay honey, I'll see you at feh.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: You'll see me at 'five'?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: No, feh.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: 'Four'?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Feh!
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: 'Feh'?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, feh.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [confused] Okay... I'll see you at... feh.
- Mom: [as the arrive in the backyard] Well, I'm here. Where is this giant animation studio?
- Candace: It got up and it danced away.
- Mom: It what?
- Candace: It got up AND it "danced" away.
- Mom: [very skeptical] It got up and danced away?
- Candace: [sighing] See? It even sound crazy when YOU say it... I'll be in my room.
- Ferb: [after Perry accidentally hits a button on the Rainbowinator, causing it to explode] You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [about miniature city] Heinz, you made a plush model?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I had a lot of felt!
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Well, at least it holds together. Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me!
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [muffled] Okay honey, I'll see you at feh.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: You'll see me at 'five'?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: No, feh.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: 'Four'?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Feh!
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: 'Feh'?
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, feh.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [confused] Okay... I'll see you at... feh.
- [the dancing ray has zapped Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry, causing them to dance together]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading.
- Phineas: [as the computer scans the kids one by one] I'd like my cartoon character to have the power to be everywhere at once. I'd be called Multi-Man! And Ferb would have a utility belt, and use lots of crazy gadgets! He'd be called um, Ferb Guy!
- Candace: Well, I would have super mind-control and use telepathy and telekinesis to keep you super-dweebs under control with your lame-o superpowers.
- Phineas: We could call you Control Freak!
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [singing the Doofania national anthem] In the bay of the coast of the tri-state area/Floats a country for me and me/It's new, it's bright/And it's founded on spite/And it's everything I dreamed it would be/Hail, hail Doofania!
- [stops singing; to Norm]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Does it feel like it stops too quick there? We'll work on it.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Mom, mom! You gotta come quick! I finally have proof that dad is evil.
- Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [over the phone at the spa] Vanessa, honey I'm having my me-day. Remember? Look hon, why don't you give your old dad a break. Try to make the best of it and I'll pick you up later.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [on her cellphone, wearing Candace's clothes] I can't believe it, Lacey. I look like a walking candycane.
- Norm: Watcha doin'?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Watcha doin'? What does it look like to you? I'm building an evil empire. My own very fortress of eviltude.
- Norm: Aren't you a little old to be building a fort?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No. No, I'm not. Shut up.
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [after he tells her about his fort] You do know what this means?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: That we'll have that special daddy-daughter bond you always craved?
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: No. It means I'm finally gonna have proof. You are busted. I'm gonna tell mom.
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [unfazed] Great... Tell her what?
- Isabella: Hi, Phineas. Watcha doin'?
- Phineas: Well, you know how you said you never seen a rainbow in real life?
- Isabella: Well actually I...
- Phineas: [uncovering the machine] Behold! The rainbowinator!
- Isabella: Well that's nice, Phineas. But I...
- Phineas: It uses real crystals and is super charged with fruity rainbow flakes.
- Isabella: You don't understand. I...
- Phineas: [getting maniacal] Soon there will be a giant rainbow that will sprawl across the tri-state area!
- [calming]
- Phineas: Or at least, that's the plan any way.
- Buford: [asked what his cartoon character should be] That's an interesting question you pose, as it reveals not only one's impulses and desires, but one's deepest fears as well. I'll go with Belchman. You know, fights crime with different kinds of burps.
- Jeremy: Whoa. Candace, are you going Goth now?
- Candace: Uh, uh, I'm not wearing this. I mean, I'm wearing it in that it's actually on my body right now, but I'm not attached to it. Not to say that I'm attached to my other clothes. I mean, I can actually take them off. No, no, no. But, I mean... I didn't want to put these... I want to put clothes on, but I... It was a mix-up, Okay? The dry cleaners and a... a jackalope lawn mower, and...
- [pants]
- Candace: Do you like it?