Fri, Oct 24, 2008
What starts out as a simple night of watching horror movies, turns into an actual night of horror for the Life's A Zoo.tv contestants! It's revealed that deranged psycho Nicholas Van Ryn is hiding somewhere in the mansion and he's out for blood. The good news is that his enormous fortune of gold is also hiding in the mansion. The contestants set out to hunt for the fortune while trying to stay alive. Little do they realize their biggest threat is not Van Ryn, but Morreski, who's turning into a deranged psycho himself as he hunts for his next drink!
Fri, Oct 3, 2008
A Life's A Zoo.tv talent show is underway and Dr. D is going to make sure he wins with his dope rhymes! The Dr spends the day with his cameraman and groupie, Rico, as he inflates his ego, and deflates the contestant's. From one housemate to the next, he berates, insults and intimidates, all the while negotiating a huge record deal with a "mystery producer". As the talent show begins, it becomes apparent that Dr. D just may have some real talent. But Chi Chi has a wild card up her sleeve and Dr. D gets a Shanghai surprise!
Mon, Sep 1, 2008
Let the games begin! After a harrowing flight to the Life's A Zoo.tv mansion, the contestants quickly realize that "reality" is not quite what it seems. Surrounded by cameras 24/7 they begin a meet and greet inside the house while Jake is accidentally locked outside. Then it's on to their first exciting challenge, a race to find the best bedroom! Once again the tables are turned and most contestants realize their bedrooms are not the "best". Jake finally breaks inside the house only to be outwitted by drunk old Morreski and finds himself back where he started.
Fri, Nov 14, 2008
Life's a Zoo.tv blows its budget with an explosive new opening sequence, forcing the producers to sell the furniture, turn off the heat and take away the food. Cannibalism is suggested but fortunately no one bites. The cost cutting becomes extreme when the housemates are reduced to 2D cartoon characters. Everyone freaks out except Ray as he quickly discovers the advantages of being a cartoon. Soon everyone is on board with the changes - until a new sponsor brings them back to reality. Meanwhile, a renovation disaster threatens Rico when he fails to deliver on what should be a slam-dunk.
Mon, Sep 8, 2008
Rico wins King For A Day and the power goes straight to his un-straight head! He now has everyone at his service and more importantly he gets to choose who will be EXTINCTED! Ray however, sees him as a royal pain in the butt and immediately defects to start his own country... Rayland: A no-rules, party-all-the-time, anarchist democracy! As Ray begins to gather more defectors, King Rico begins to go mad, until the two countries are at war! But everything could be erased if Rico dares to push the mysterious red button in the even more mysterious briefcase locked to Rico's wrist!
Fri, Nov 21, 2008
This is it! The big season finale of Life's A Zoo.tv! After 13 long, grueling weeks of contestants almost getting EXTINCTED, six contestants will be EXTINCTED all at once! Claude reveals the winner will be decided with highly accurate Internet voting. The housemates begin their on-air campaigning to try to win the viewers votes. Ray is convinced he wont win and decides to just trash the mansion and while doing so makes a life-shattering discovery: a secret so big that it could ruin reality TV as we know it. A decision to hijack the show might not make the finale exactly final.
Fri, Oct 31, 2008
The housemates find the little things they can't live without have vanished! After some finger pointing they realize all of their vices are hanging from the lobby ceiling. Claude announces a contest of will power! No vices for 24 hours! As each of them start jones-ing, Jake starts Jake-ing and sabotages everyone by stealing their vices for himself. Ray finds God through the TV and is reborn while Jake gets addicted to everyone else's vices and is on the verge of being re-dead! In a shocking twist, Jake finds himself in the ER. Will he live to see another episode?
Fri, Sep 26, 2008
After a Roman themed feast that will make you never want to eat again, the contestants are faced with a shocking discovery... someone has stolen the fridge! Just when everyone's sure it was Rico, Claude informs them they're lucky the fridge is missing as they're now in a contest to see who can lose the most weight in 24 hours. The contestants go to desperate and disgusting measures to drop the pounds, from pills, to exercise, to saunas, to liposuction. Meanwhile Ray has gone into hiding from Dr. D, because of unpaid gambling debts. All bets are off when the contestants step on the scale for the big "Weigh In" finale!
Fri, Nov 7, 2008
How hard can it be to be nice to one another? Obviously, for these housemates it's nearly impossible. Claude challenges everyone to be nice for just 24 hours, with the winner receiving their weight in gold and the loser being forced to endure a caged "time out". Rico starts acting nice and eating more, while the already nice Chi Chi is just plain confused. Morreski switches to drinking champagne in the hope it will make him nicer, while Jake smothers Minou with kindness. Who will win? And will the loser lose graciously, or just taunt the remaining housemates until they explode?
Fri, Sep 5, 2008
Jake and Dr. D have been awake for six straight days competing in a "No Sleep Contest" and they're both starting to lose it. In the end, Jake wins it and receives his glorious prize.... a Papaya! In Jake's deranged and sleepless state he falls in love with his papaya and becomes increasingly paranoid that everyone in the house wants to kidnap his new love! The housemates decide they have to do something to get him to sleep, but their efforts backfire and land them in a disorderly courtroom run by the deluded, paranoid Jake and an unhappy Papaya.