Corner Gas (TV Series)

Rock Stars (2009)

Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton

Quotes 

• Davis Quinton : Hey, Wanda, I'm going into the city. Do you want anything?

  Wanda Dollard : Oh. Well, sure, if it's no trouble. Could you swing by the Salon de Bon Santé and pick me up some organic hypoallergenic tea-tree emulsifying conditioner?

  Davis Quinton : I have no idea what you just asked me to do, but sure.

• Davis Quinton : Hey Karen, want me to read you your horoscope?

  Karen Pelly : Nah, I don't believe in that crap.

  Davis Quinton : Makes sense. It says "Capricorns will be very skeptical today."

  Karen Pelly : I'm a Virgo.

  Davis Quinton : I thought you said you didn't believe in this crap.

• [Wanda has been writing horoscopes in the paper under a pen name, she has been using Davis' horoscope to get him to do things for her] 

  Davis Quinton : [to Karen]  You are a bit of a sucker. But I wouldn't expect any less from a Virgo. Well, gotta go wash Wanda's car!

• [finding out about Wanda's horoscope scheme, Lacey tries to get in on it too, but Wanda doesn't want to give up her control of Davis] 

  Lacey Burrows : Hey, Davis. I noticed you didn't come by my house today.

  Davis Quinton : Why would I do that?

  Lacey Burrows : Well, my basement's still pretty dirty!

  Davis Quinton : Good to know!

  Lacey Burrows : Did you read your horoscope today?

  Davis Quinton : I sure did! And it said to take on a painting project today. And check this out!

  [he points to the house numbers on the house he has been painting] 

  Davis Quinton : These are my lucky numbers!

  Lacey Burrows : Did it say anything about Aries being double-crossers?

  Davis Quinton : No. Nothing personal, but you're really bad at small talk.