- Roger the Alien: Delorean? Are you doing coke?
- Stan Smith: No
- Roger the Alien: I get it, talk later, I'll take half a key
- Steve Smith: You don't know how to blow a bubble?
- Stan Smith: And you don't know how to make love to a woman, not everyone knows how to do everything okay Steve!
- Steve Smith: Don't think anyone's gonna pick up a half naked 42 year old and his young boy companion, just saying
- Francine Smith: Maybe you should take Steve
- Stan Smith: Steve who? Steve Guttenberg, that would be a road trip, picking up tail, signing autographs, all the best love Mahoney