- Chuck Carlson: Professsional Game Show Host: It's time for my favorite Zoom game. Pants or No Pants? Where everybody wins.
- Tommy Gloomgardy: That's what this game is called?
- Chuck Carlson: Professsional Game Show Host: Yes, Tommy, are you ready to play?
- Tommy Gloomgardy: No.
- Chuck Carlson: Professsional Game Show Host: First up is your Uncle Squiggs. What do you say, Tommy? Pants or No Pants?