- Harper: Is that a punishment?
- Justin Russo: Nope. It's an Alexment. Something that should be a punishment, but is a reward.
- Harper: You get those sometimes, right?
- Justin Russo: No. No, I don't.
- Burt the Cab: You know Alex, you don't need me looking out for you. You've already got two people, right here.
- Alex Russo: Actually I have three.
- Harper: Yes!
- Alex Russo: Justin.
- Harper: Awkward.
- Alex Russo: I know I always bag on Justin, but when it really counts, he's got my back.
- Harper Finkle: Is that a punishment?
- Justin Russo: Nope. It's an Alexment. Something that should be a punishment, but is a reward.
- Harper Finkle: You get those sometimes, right?
- Justin Russo: No. No, I don't.
- Burt the Cab: You know Alex, you don't need me looking out for you. You've already got two people, right here.
- Alex Russo: Actually I have three.
- Harper Finkle: Yes!
- Alex Russo: Justin.
- Harper Finkle: Awkward.
- Alex Russo: I know I always bag on Justin, but when it really counts, he's got my back.