Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys (2008 TV Movie)

Patrick Roach: Randy

Quotes 

• Randy : Things with Phil Collins didn't turn out too rosy. Fucking walrus! Sure, I was high all the time, but he ate just as much as I did, maybe more. Shut the fuck up Phil, can't you see I'm doing an interview!

  Phil Collins : I had to fire Randall from the Dirty Burger partnership cause he was baked all the fucking time! Sweaty bitch was high!

• Randy : [Randy on walkie talkie to Mr. Lahey]  This is Randy, come in.

  Jim Lahey : [Mr. Lahey not pressing walkie talkie, filling a watermelon with Vodka]  Randy I heard you bud I'll be over in a minute.

  Randy : Come in Mr. Leahy, come in.

  Jim Lahey : [Mr. Lahey now pressing walike talkie button]  Randy I copy you I'll be over in second bud, I'm busy right now. Can I wear your cowboy boots bud?

• Ricky : [Ricky to Randy who's holding his baby]  You can't feed a baby onion rings.

  Randy : I didn't know, sorry.

  Ricky : And what the fuck is all... oh my God you got sweat and grease all over him

  Lucy : That's great. Thanks.

• Jim Lahey : Everything I touch turns to shit. I must have been crazy to team up with Sam. I don't think the liquor's workin' for me any more, Bandingo. Maybe I'm not the liquor.

  Randy : Why don't you try one of these liquor-sicles Mr. Lahey, then we'll see who's not the liquor? You are the liquor. You've always been the liquor, Mr. Lahey.

• Jim Lahey : I'd really appreciate it if you'd wear that shirt and vest tonight, bud.

  Randy : Aw man!

  Jim Lahey : This world is rough and a man's gotta be tough if he's gonna make it. Johnny Cash.

• Randy : [Being forcibly washed with a garden hose]  Fuck Trinity, I got soap in my eyes!

  Trinity : Suck it up, Mayor McCheese!

  Bubbles : Trin, let the man have what's left of his dignity.