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3/10
Wears out its charm really quickly
CherryBlossomBoy23 August 2021
One in the sea of line-of-work documentaries dressed up as reality shows. Salvaging wreckages sunk below sea or stranded on beaches is an interesting and worthy profession, to be sure, but I doubt one could milk more than an hour or two worth of watch out of it. Surely, every wreckage is a story of its own but once you get the gist of it there's no need to stick around as a spectator. Therefore the show banks on the likeability of the characters and interesting directing to stretch it over a season or more.

So are the characters likeable? Not really. And I'm not even sure if they're a genuine salvage crew or just actors. If they're just actors, all the worse for them. The main guy, who's also the boss, growls and speaks in thick accent so he's barely intelligible, which would be charming if there wasn't for his dour personality. There are two males in his crew: one is completely unnoticeable, while the other is supposed to be off kilter and funny, but only comes across as an irritating cliche. There are also two females: more an eye candy than useful in terms of salvaging. Their skimpy outfits are there to compensate for the fact that they're not given a lot of meaningful tasks. In terms of the profession, they could've done without the girls, but in terms of the show, they girls are salvaging it.

The director, editor and screenplayer try all kinds of trickery to present the job as dangerous, what with sudden zooms, cuts and contrivances. The characters narrate it in such a manner that you'd think terrible things happen to them all the time, but the camera just doesn't corroborate it. It probably is dangerous sometimes, but they can't really hide the obvious routine and mundanity behind all the occasional malfunctions of equipment and bouts of bad weather. There is an attempt to amp up the fun part of the job as well, but it boils down to watching the crew throw an occasional afterhour party or try pulling pranks on each other. Nothing that sets this particular profession apart from any other.

It would really be much better if it was presented straightforwardly, without all the makeup, the way documentaries used to be like. But nowadays everything has to be "exciting" and "intense" and "funny" and "MTV" and whatnot. I guess it's working for some since the series has entered it's third season already. But for this viewer it's just an uninformative waste of time - and a depressing watch, despite the gorgeous setting.
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4/10
Always a struggle to watch
maggiewilson-4105316 March 2023
I am amazed at how many issues these guys have and no with the salvage but with equipment and hiring equipment on limited time frames. And the head guy is so micromanaging of others all the time. The other thing is why do they underestimate price for the salvage. How do they make money? Seems like a cowboy outfit at best I can't watch a full episode without turning onto another channel. The girls seem to be labourers with no real skills and the safety issue is always a concern when a salvage is done it worries the hell out of me that someone is going to get seriously hurt. Maybe it will pickup.
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2/10
should be titled Aussie dodgy bros salavge squad
ultechp17 April 2023
Luke keeps stating Christopher is a $400k tank retriever, if you actually look online at the model of Christoper(M1070E1) its starting price in American Auctions starts at $15K, it may have been $400K when it was new 20 plus years ago, He really needs to stop bragging he owns a $400K piece of Machinery .Watching the recoveries they do, they are seriously dodgy and unsafe , no consideration of surroundings and especially safety of his team and others, I am surprised Work Safe has not investigated the company. He really needs to invest in proper training in Dogging and Rigging for himself and his team, and maybe a few other course instead of flying by the seat of his pants.
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5/10
First series was hilarious and good fun. The second series not so.
andrewdobbo15 October 2020
The first series of this show was great fun with likeable characters and interesting scenarios. Unfortunately the second series loses the magic with a new ops manager who takes the charisma and fun out of the show that made the first series so charming and good fun. Worth a watch, though.
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5/10
A company with very few resources
alanfisher20015 November 2021
The lack of tools is incredible, they try to recover a little cabin cruiser. The little water pump is hired and due to go back, they tow it with a little dingy thing. Then don't even have a trailer to get it out the water. On the plus side they don't seem to be phased by the challenges plus a couple of cute girls who make the workday watchable.
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2/10
Let's do it the hard way....
raycowburn20 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Don't let reality interfere with the storyline; the constant "I've gotta get the job done" approach wears a bit thin, particularly when you have to hear it replayed again after an advertisement break - just in case you can't remember the previous 5 minutes.

I didn't understand the "salvage" urgency to pull out mango tree stumps that have been in the ground for 30 years or the necessity to wander into an unguarded winch danger zone; excavators dig out stumps but probably don't have the "at the end of the day someone's gotta do it" attitude, a "group near death experience" or..."coulda been killed but I wasn't."

The show needs to decide if it's a bunch of amateurs using risky practices and guesswork to meet some contrived deadline or if they actually know what they're doing but choose to ignore the danger for audience appeal. Yay team.
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1/10
Comedy or Factual
ducati-3505422 April 2022
I can't tell if I watch this show for a laugh or the drama of the situations they get themselves into, I often laugh which is soon followed by.... is this for real, are these guys actually professional salvage people.... I stumble across this show from time to time, between flicking channels, waiting for the league to start or waiting for paint to dry. Easy watching if you want a laugh.
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8/10
Great until Season Two
nomoreanden7 June 2022
It was interesting to read reviews and see others also say season one was best. In my opinion It all went down hill when they introduced "Jacinta" her Obnoxious and businesslike attitude swept through the series like cancer. Season one was all about a group of friends doing a job they love together and seeing their home life combined with on the job experiences was so well balanced... it was just really fun and then Jacinta arrived I just I can't watch it any more.
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1/10
Am I a bogan as well???
reddybay3 January 2022
I try and try and try to watch a full episode (mainly for the pretty girls) but as soon as the head BOGAN starts talking I have to turn over.

The locations are sometimes beautiful and I find myself flicking back multiple times but as soon as he talks #@$^^%.

Can we get him replaced with someone that doesn't sound like a goose please?.
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5/10
An OK'ish Salvage Show!
collectorofsorts24 December 2021
I've been watching this season 1 and it's an ok series. It's a little outlandish and the boss seems a little incapable at times (as does his crew). It's mildly enjoyable or I wouldn't be on season 3 now. But, I wouldn't call it a High-Quality show. Honestly, I thought it may have been a put together show of actors during the 1st season. But, an internet search actually found that they've been in business since 2007. You would think they would be better than they are with nearly 15 years experience. Or, maybe they're just 'TV Show Drama'ing' it up for the cameras. Anyways, it's mildly enjoyable. If there's nothing better on to watch, give it a try.
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1/10
Terrible
getshrekdblazeit28 February 2023
Awful show. The cast consists of a couple of moderately attractive women who don't like to work, I'm not sure if they like doing anything at all. Then you guy a main guy who acts as if he is the boss but has a brain the size of a walnut. They never know what equipment to use, they're extremely inconsiderate to the environment around them and I honestly feel embarrassed to live in the same country that this show is from. It's not factual to any extent, if you want a real salvage show, anything and everything is better than this show. Its like the wannabe homeland away equivalent of salvage shows.
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You've got to be kidding
waddyl-7030719 April 2023
This show is a crock. All these people do is moan and groan about their jobs. I actually think they set up these jobs for themselves because nobody in their right mind would want to hire these professional whiners. Their equipment keeps mysteriously breaking down all the time. All you hear is how hard the job is, how far away from home they are and how a thunderstorm that threatens the job is minutes away but never happens. It's the same every episode. If you don't like your job don't do it. If you do enjoy your job then stop bloody complaining about it. Every episode is the same. Boring. Don't bother watching.
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