Wed, Apr 29, 2020
The HMS Space Planet - crewed by a hapless bunch of very dodgy aliens led by a certain Captain Monster - is on a mission to cover the entire surface of a distant M-Class planet in hard-wearing carpet. But the captain is drunk and the client seems extremely unhappy with the order. Meanwhile, Admiral Traynors - boss of Federation Carpets - gives Captain Monster an ultimatum.
Sat, May 30, 2020
First Officer Alta Vista and Lt. Gladys fly down to the surface of the purple planet, but Alta Vista seems more than a little shocked at what they find. Meanwhile, Captain Monster re-creates a classic nineteen-eighties pop video and Admiral Traynors has some worrying news about Lt. Gladys. Also, what's the 1950's robot doing in the captain's bedroom?
Sun, Aug 30, 2020
Special extended episode. Lt. Gladys buys a load of second-hand tapestries and Captain Monster says the best way to sell them is to use the ship's time machine to go back to Tudor times. But Alta Vista is accused of being a witch and Hooter gets into trouble for wearing the wrong hat.