- Juan: Hello, Mrs. Hamill. I was just about to leave.
- Mrs. Hamill: No, you aren't, Juan. You're not going home like this.
- Mark: Hey, mom. You're home early. How was work?
- Mrs. Hamill: Oh, my God. You two are drunk as skunks.
- Mark: But skunks don't get drunk.
- Mrs. Hamill: You are so grounded it is not even funny.
- Mark: But, mom, I have that part on Friday.
- Mrs. Hamill: Well, not anymore you don't. You know what? We're gonna talk about this tomorrow.
- [closes the door]
- Mark: Shit.
- Juan: I guess you're gonna have to speak to Lindsay sober anyway.