Dead Set (TV Mini Series)

Can the Housemates Keep Angel Alive? (2008)

Kathleen McDermott: Pippa

Quotes 

• Patrick : Oh, fuck, I need a slash...

  Pippa : What?

  Patrick : I need a slash...

  Pippa : But... the toilet's out there...

  Patrick : Yeah, I know...

  Pippa : You're not going in here!

  Patrick : Just... turn your back.

  Pippa : Why don't you hold it in?

  Patrick : I've been holding it in! Just turn away!

  Pippa : Oh my god! That's disgusting!

  [Patrick urinates into a waste bin] 

  Pippa : Oh my god! It *stinks*!

  Patrick : Oh, shurrup...

• Pippa : I wish you'd stop huffing! You'll use up all the air!

  Patrick : It's not a submarine, you specimen! Do you even know how air works?

  Pippa : Well you've just wasted *more* air!

  Patrick : D'you even understand what is going on here? Or is the whole world just all colours and shapes and the occasional noise in yer head?

  [Pippa looks at Patrick in shock and zombie Davina McCall begins to bang on the door once more] 

  Patrick : Oh, stay out of it!

• Pippa : [Patrick rummages through a bag]  That's not your bag! You shouldn't do that!

  Patrick : Stop bleating!

  Patrick : [after unsuccessfully trying to turn on a mobile phone from the bag]  Fucking hell... how'd you turn this thing on? Fucking robot's bollock!

  [Gives the phone to Pippa] 

  Pippa : [Turns on the phone]  There's no signal.

  Patrick : Lemme see.

  Pippa : There's no signal!

  Patrick : Give it to me.

  Pippa : Why?

  Patrick : Because I'm asking you, fetus!

  Pippa : Oh my god! You're so rude! I think we should stay here 'til the police come.

  Patrick : Yeah? Why don't you start compiling a book of your fuckin' theories?