Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

New Cup (2009)

Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt

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• Murray Hewitt : Bret, you should have a guitar.

  Bret : I sold it to pay the bills.

  Murray Hewitt : You can't go on like that! Won't it sound weird with just the big guitar that Jemaine plays?

  Jemaine : Bass. It's called a bass guitar.

  Murray Hewitt : Well, I call it the '"Dad guitar" 'cause it's more like

  [deep voice] 

  Murray Hewitt : "Da da da da - I'm your Dad. Hey Murray, get into the shed and get the mower and do the lawns - de de de." You need Bret's "Mum guitar" to add the beautiful tones.

  [high voice] 

  Murray Hewitt : "Come on, darling, Murray's okay. Why you get home so late, Gordon?"

  [deep voice] 

  Murray Hewitt : "I was just havin' a few beers."

  Bret : It'll sound fine.

  Murray Hewitt : It won't sound fine, Bret, you've got no guitar!

  [Bret plays his air guitar] 

  Murray Hewitt : I can hardly hear it! You'd have to be deaf to hear that.