Who's Nailin' Paylin? (2008 Video)
Lee Stone: Partner
Quotes
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Serra Paylin : Hey, handsome. Why don't we take one of these snowmobiles out for a test drive?
Partner : Serra, I would love to, but with your husband out of town right, I'd feel a little funny about it. I mean, after all, the man is my business partner.
Serra Paylin : For criminy's sake, why don't you take your nuts out of your little Gucci purse, grab your noodle, and act like a man?
Partner : I don't know, okay?
Serra Paylin : Before you and your boyfriend, Lance Bass, head out to your next Clay Aiken concert, why don't you feast your eyes on momma's jugs?
[exposing her breasts]
Serra Paylin : You ain't never seen high beams this bright before, have you? Careful. You might go blind. Looks like global warming's melted a couple snowcaps. It's time to drill, baby, drill. Drill hard and drill deep. Come on, you tree-hugging hippie. What are you waiting for, congressional approval?