Quotes
The George Lucas Talk Show - 'Stu-D2 1138 on the Binary Sunset Sith' Studio 60 Marathon
The George Lucas Talk Show
- Watto: [choking] I should name this popcorn kernel Mitch McConnell, because it won't leave its position of destructive power.
- Abigail: [after George tells her he ate all her Halloween candy] Are you serious? But, its been a really hard year, why did you eat my candy...
- Watto: Once again, Patrick has done us all dirty.
- George Lucas: Ladies and gentlemen, Patrick has done us all dirty.
- Self - Co-Host: Once again, Gran Bel Fisher.
- Self - Co-Host: My moms telling me to stop bidding on the Studio 60 bag.
- Watto: Well, tell her to outbid you.
- Self - Co-Host: [reading as he types] Outbid me then!
- George Lucas: Pat, what's the amount of money for you to roll around in the mud like a little piggy?
- Self - Co-Host: I don't have any mud.
- George Lucas: Patrick told me we had an item to auction, but that he was going to win it. Them's fighting words.
- George Lucas: [creating a new nickname for Patrick] Pat-pig Oink Oink! Oh, he doesn't like that one at all!
- George Lucas: [to Patrick] Before you bring on another guest, I just have one question for you: what's your fucking deal?
- Watto: I have to second that; what's your fucking deal, man?
- Watto: The wifi may have been giving you some trouble, but emotionally? We're on a 5G network
- George Lucas: [Borat accent] My wifi.
- Self - Co-Host: I thought we'd get to the point where they both left me. I just didn't think it would be this early.
- George Lucas: [to Abigail] That makes the bread Darth Vader; you're not fighting me, you're fighting the bread.