- Nick Birch: Hey, how's camp going for you?
- Jessi Glaser: Absolutely terrible, you?
- Nick Birch: Constant nightmare.
- Jessi Glaser: Oh, perfect.
- Nick Birch: Great.
- Jessi Glaser: I'm gonna go to archery and shoot an arrow into my face.
- Nick Birch: Save some of that suicide for me.
- Jessi Glaser: Okay!
- Jessi Glaser: [Jessie is wearing a huge wad of maxi pads under her bathing suit] Oh, what do you think? No one's gonna notice, right?
- Connie: That the airbag in your pussy went off? It's possible.
- [Roland's pet dolphdoodle sniffs Jessi's crotch]
- Connie: Get outta here, you sexy freak of nature! Go smell somebody else's menstruals.