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Beautiful People (TV Series)
How I Got My Tongs (2008)
Meera Syal: Aunty Hayley
Quotes
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Adult Simon : I had convinced myself that I'd contracted...
Simon Doonan : ...Gonorrhea.
Debbie Doonan : WHAT?
Andy Doonan : WHAT?
Aunty Hayley : WHAT?
Ashlene Doonan : WHAT?
Mummy : [Bark]
Aunty Hayley : Oh! There's an echo.
Simon Doonan : Gonorrhea.
Andy Doonan : Do you have to say that while we're eating custard?
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[Simon finds his blind Aunty putting books in the garbage]
Simon Doonan : Aunty Hayley, what are you doing?
Aunty Hayley : Throwing away all my parathought and visualisation books. They're a waste of money.
Simon Doonan : Aunty Hayley, they're my school books. These are your visualisation books, here. . . . They've got food all over them now. Everyone at school's gonna call me a Pikey.
Ashlene Doonan : Makes a change from 'effeminate woofter'.
Aunty Hayley : Ashlene! He's not effeminate.
Ashlene Doonan : Helen Keller could tell he was effeminate.
Aunty Hayley : He's just autistic.
Simon Doonan : I'm *AR*tistic.
Aunty Hayley : Oh, yeah. I always get those two mixed up.