- Barbara Cooper: Francine, have you got any great ideas on how to invite a man to dinner without looking like I'm inviting him to dinner?
- Francine Webster: Let him pursue you. Play him.
- Alex Handris: Y'know, I don't think I should be hearing this. I'm on the other team.
- Ann Romano: [Barbara is conflicted after having problems on a first date] OK, come on, Barbara, honesty. Ummm... tell him... tell him you owe him a dinner.
- Barbara Cooper: You want me to cook for him?
- Alex Handris: Heh - that's one way of getting back at him.