Eric Jacobson credited as playing...
Fozzie Bear • Miss Piggy • Animal • Sam the Eagle
- Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys, here's a joke for ya. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws!
- [Alarm goes off]
- Bobo the Bear: All right, step aside. Did you know that telling jokes at an airport terminal is a federal offense? Especially jokes that are that bad.
- Fozzie Bear: Well, if you didn't like that one, I've got a hundred more.
- [takes out index cards]
- Bobo the Bear: He's got cards!
- [Tackles Fozzie]
- Miss Piggy: How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?
- Kermit the Frog: Piggy, you have to be patient.
- Miss Piggy: Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.
- Michael Bloomberg: Yes, Miss Piggy?
- Miss Piggy: Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.
- Michael Bloomberg: Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.
- Miss Piggy: What has he done to this city?
- Miss Piggy: Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.
- Kermit the Frog: Oh, thank you, Piggy.
- Miss Piggy: And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!