Rugrats (TV Series)

Mommy's Little Assets/Chuckie's Wonderful Life (1994)

Phil Proctor: Howard DeVille, Car Alarm

Quotes 

• Car Alarm : Stand back! You are too close to the vehicle!

  Angelica : Hey, Mommy, neat! A talking car!

  Car Alarm : An alarm will sound in five seconds!

  Charlotte Pickles : That's nice, sweetie.

  [to Jonathan on the phone] 

  Charlotte Pickles : What? Not you, Jonathan. You know I wouldn't call one of my employees "sweetie." At least not since the Clarence Thomas hearings.

• Howard DeVille : [crying as Phil and Lil trash their house and break their stuff]  What should we do Chaz?, what should we do?

  Chas Finster : You should consider yourself lucky, I wish I had a kid, even a terrifyingly destructive one

  [pulls out Socky and speaks as him] 

  Chas Finster : But he doesn't he's all alone!

  [they all break down and cry]