Rugrats (TV Series)
Mommy's Little Assets/Chuckie's Wonderful Life (1994)
Michael Bell: Drew Pickles, Chas Finster
Quotes
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Charlotte Pickles : Look, Drew. We're both successful executives, we can solve this. Let's brainstorm. What about Betty and Howard?
Drew : Nah, they took the twins to the big tractor pull.
Charlotte Pickles : Hmmm. They spoil those kids. Chas?
Drew : He went to a therapist's convention.
Charlotte Pickles : Chas isn't a therapist.
Drew : I know. He's hoping to find one.
Charlotte Pickles : Well, don't we know any sitters?
Drew : Well, yeah, but for some reason, we have trouble getting anyone to come back a second time.
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Charlotte Pickles : All right, all right, all right. Why don't I just take them to work with me?
Drew : Are you sure?
Charlotte Pickles : They're good kids. I'm an organized 90's mom. How hard could it be?
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[in an alternate reality, Chas is single and talking to a sock for company]
Chas Finster : Sockie? Yeah?... I wish you were real. Me too.
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Angelica : Daddy, how come cousin Tommy is staying with us today?
Drew : Well, honey, your Grandpa's off fishing, and Uncle Stu and Aunt Didi are taking a little vacation.
Angelica : How come?
Drew : Well, I guess sometimes grown-ups need to be by themselves for a while.
Angelica : How come?
Drew : Because they don't always want children around when they're doing grown-up things.
Angelica : How come?
Drew : Because... Well, I have no idea, sweetheart, it's a mystery.
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Charlotte Pickles , Drew : [When Drew and Charlotte leave for work, but return when they realize they don't have a sitter for Tommy and Angelica] I thought you...
Charlotte Pickles : Honey, you know I'm staging a takeover of Famous Ethel's cookie company.
Drew : Well, I'm bungee-jumping with the CEO of Cybersystems International. I can't take the kids up on the balloon with me, can I?
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Chas Finster : [from offscreen] So what do you want to do now Socky?
[in a high pitched voice]
Chas Finster : I don't know Chas what do you think we should do?
Chuckie Finster : Who's my dad talking to?
Chuckie's Angel : Chuckie, you may not like what you're about to see
Chas Finster : [walks in holding a sock puppet and speaking for Socky] We could just watch C-SPAN. They're showing the proceedings of the house, ways and means committee today
Chuckie Finster : [shocked] My dad is talking to a sock!
Chuckie's Angel : Who else would he talk to? You don't exist, remember?
Chuckie Finster : I'd better go play with him
[runs towards him but passes through him]
Chuckie Finster : Hey my hand goes right through him!
Chuckie's Angel : Of course
Chuckie Finster : But how come?
Chuckie's Angel : I already told you, Chuckie.
[points at him]
Chuckie's Angel : You do not exist! People in this world can't see you, they can't hear you, and they definitely can't play with you.
Chuckie Finster : [disappointed] Oh
Chas Finster : Hey, I know, Socky! Let's start on that 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle!
[as Socky]
Chas Finster : No, Chas, I'm not very good at jigsaw puzzles. I don't have any hands.
[as himself]
Chas Finster : Well, C-SPAN it is, then. Socky?
[as Socky]
Chas Finster : Yeah?
[as himself]
Chas Finster : I wish you were real.
[sadly as Socky]
Chas Finster : Me, too.
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Howard DeVille : [crying as Phil and Lil trash their house and break their stuff] What should we do Chaz?, what should we do?
Chas Finster : You should consider yourself lucky, I wish I had a kid, even a terrifyingly destructive one
[pulls out Socky and speaks as him]
Chas Finster : But he doesn't he's all alone!
[they all break down and cry]
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[Chas opens his front door to an angry Drew squeezing Angelica's wrist very tightly]
Drew Pickles : I'm afraid we owe you an apology, Chas. I discovered Angelica throwing...
[holds up Chas' CD]
Drew Pickles : ... *this* around her room, and since you're the only one I know who listens to Latvian folk dances, I figured it was yours.
[hands it to Chas]
Charles "Chas" Finster : [happily holds his CD] I *wondered* what happened to this!
Drew Pickles : [firmly] Now, what do you *say*, Angelica?
Angelica Pickles : [sadly] Sorry, Mr. Finster.
Drew Pickles : [takes Angelica home] And she's not gonna get dessert for a whole week!
Angelica Pickles : What?