The Simpsons (TV Series)

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe (2009)

Hank Azaria: Ice Hockey Host #1, Moe Szyslak, Carl Carlson, Ling-chow, Luigi, Dr. Nick Riviera

Quotes 

• [SPOILER] 

  Moe Szyslak : [after Maya dumps him, Moe is cleaning his empty bar when Homer comes in]  Whatsa matter, Homer?

  Homer Simpson : Not a thing in the world.

  Moe Szyslak : Yeah, I wish I could say the same.

  Homer Simpson : Moe, this is a great thing for you. You went from sitting on the sidelines to getting in the game! Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that'll make you smile.

• Moe Szyslak : [as Moe wipes down the bar, he thinks of Maya and sighs sadly, then smiles]  Hey, Homer was right.

  Moe Szyslak : [Moe walks over to a picture of himself with Maya]  Who'd have thought that such a little woman could make me feel so big?