Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)
Curtis Jackson/Kaitlin Olson/Gym Class Heroes (2008)
Brian McCann: Angry Audience Member
Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : [in the monologue] Now, as I mentioned, it seems a lot of people are offended by Barack Obama's "lipstick on a pig" comment. Personally, I've been thinking about it, I think they're reading too much into it. I don't think he meant to imply that Sarah Palin is actually a pig.
Angry Audience Member : Wait, what, are you kiddin'? This was a direct attack on Sarah Palin. SHAME on Barack Obama! HE'S the pig!
Conan O'Brien : [after audience laughter] ... Okay, sir, I'm sorry, but I think you're overreacting.
Angry Audience Member : "Overreacting"? This is just the latest in Obama's laundry list of tasteless Palin jabs!
Conan O'Brien : Really? W-what are you talking about?
Angry Audience Member : Yeah, first, he keeps talking about how he's against drilling in Alaska, a direct shot at Palin's pregnant daughter who was drilled in Alaska! Very funny, senator!
Conan O'Brien : No, I don't, I don't think...
Angry Audience Member : [interrupting] Yeah, and then he wants to end the Iraq War with "honor". Get it? "On her", like Bristol Palin's boyfriend was on her? It's a cheap shot, it's just tasteless!
Conan O'Brien : What- that's crazy!
Angry Audience Member : No it's not! And how about Obama's constant call for "change", implying that Sarah Palin had a sex change?
Conan O'Brien : Okay, sir, you're being ridiculous. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Angry Audience Member : "Mole hill"? That's a low blow, Conan, making fun of the giant mole on my hill-like penis. Shame on YOU!
Conan O'Brien : Okay sir, if you don't mind, I'd like to get right back to my show. Okay?
Angry Audience Member : "Right back"? Now you're making fun of the other hill penis I have on the right side of my back? Unbelievable!
Conan O'Brien : Okay, that's fine, thank you.
[audience applause]
Conan O'Brien : He's still really mad! All right, well... I'm gonna tell who's on the show tonight. Is that okay, sir?
Angry Audience Member : Whatever, man.