Secret Diary of a Call Girl (TV Series)

Episode #2.2 (2008)

Billie Piper: Belle, Hannah

Quotes 

• Belle : [to errant Bambi's voicemail]  Stealing clients off me? You talked on my phone the other week and now you've been on my laptop and replied to that e-mail.

  [raising voice] 

  Belle : I am trying to help you, I just, I can't believe you are being so fucking disingenuous, you know what? Don't call me back!

  [switches off phone in agitated state, turns to speak to audience] 

  Belle : This is why you should never help other people. Other people are bastards!

  [pronouncing that word with a British inflection] 

  Belle : Now I have to go on a date! With a real person!