- [first lines]
- Michael Baldwin: This is... my father?
- [last lines]
- Colleen Carlton: Yeah, looks like it's just us, huh? I am glad that I came.
- Daniel Romalotti: Me, too.
- Colleen Carlton: Sorry. Mistake.
- Daniel Romalotti: No. No mistake.
- [closing teaser]
- Announcer: Next on "The Young and the Restless."
- Jana Hawkes: Amber took an early flight.
- Daniel Romalotti: What did she take an early flight for?
- Jana Hawkes: She saw you and Colleen last night.
- Nicholas Newman: I'm glad to see you taking Dad's disappearance so well.
- Nikki Newman: I was just in Mexico for that charade of a wedding. I am coming with you to find Victor.
- River: You are now husband and wife. And you may kiss each other, if that is the path you choose to take.
- Jill Abbott: [to Chloe] Do you know what I see when I look at you? I see me. Honey, you did what you had to do to get the brass ring, or in this case, sapphire with diamonds. The hell of it is, I can't stop you, 'cause nobody could've stopped me.
- Kevin Fisher: I didn't know Fate had such a sick sense of humor.
- Michael Baldwin: I have a son. His name is Fenmore. He couldn't come to the wedding because he has an ear infection, and I can't call him because I can't get a damn signal in this godforsaken place. So when I'm not thinking about you, I am worried sick about him, and wondering how it's possible that you were never worried sick about me. How you never called. Did you ever write? Did you ever think about me? Ever? At all?
- River: Maybe it's our karma to always hate each other.
- Chloe Mitchell: Oh, hi, future mom-in-law. I'm moving in...
- Jill Abbott: You ever call me "mom-in-law" again, I'll break your neck.