Josie and the Pussycats (TV Series)

The Nemo's a No No Affair (1970)

Casey Kasem: Alexander Cabot III

Quotes 

• [the girls land in a lifeboat as the ship is sinking] 

  Melody : Ooh! Lucky we landed on a lumpy old pillow.

  Alexander Cabot III : Who are you calling a lumpy old pillow?

  [groans] 

• Alexander Cabot III : Hey, isn't this great? The Coast Guard is gonna give us a ride to Pago Pago.

  Alexandra Cabot : Well, for laughing at me, I'm not going anywhere on the same ship with you toads.

  [Alexandra is later seen in a small rowboat tied to the ship with Sebastian] 

  Alexander Cabot III : Well, sis, as usual, you get your way!

  Alexandra Cabot : Me and my big mouth.

• Alan M. : Well, we gotta think of a way to get the instruments back and put Nemo out of business to boot.

  Alexander Cabot III : Well, think no further. Alexander the Great has the most stupendous, super-colossal plan this side of Corney Island.

  Melody : Oh, that's a wonderful plan, Alexander!

  Alexander Cabot III : I haven't told you what it is yet. Alan, you take Josie, Melody, and Alexandra and sneak into the storage room and grab the instruments. Now, while that's going on, Valerie very cleverly gets aboard the sub and discombooberates the engine. It'll be a cinch.

  Alexandra Cabot : Wait a minute. You left out one small detail.

  Alexander Cabot III : What's that?

  Alexandra Cabot : Just what are YOU going to do?

  Alexander Cabot III : Who, me? I'm gonna stay here and hide. What else? Hee! Hee Hee! Hee!

  [Everyone grabs Alexander's legs and drags him along] 

  Alexander Cabot III : HELP! Let go! There's got to be a law against this!