- Zephir: [Climbs into Babar's room and sees the mess caused by Babar searching for the crown and whistles] Rough Night?
- Zephir: What's so special about today?
- Young Babar: It's Coronation Day. One year ago, I was crowned King of Celesteville.
- Zephir: Hey, that's good.
- Young Babar: It's also Palace Progress Report Day; A public opinion survey that rates the King's performance of the past year.
- Zephir: Sort of like a Royal report card, huh?
- [Babar nods]
- Zephir: Gee, what happens to a King who gets an F?
- Young Babar: *Nothing* compared to what happens to a King who loses his own crown!
- Zephir: Never fear; Zephir is here!
- [turns Beret into Deerstalker]
- Zephir: It just so happens I graduated from the Sheerluck Holmes school of Super-Sleuthing.
- [presents Diploma]
- Zephir: Note the genuine diploma and personally autographed spyglass!
- Young Babar: [Sees writing on handle] Zaphir; This is *your* signature!
- Zephir: I know; I personally autographed it!
- Zephir: [after bump into the suspected thief] Hey, it's the trenchcoat guy! Grab 'im!
- Young Babar: Not so fast!
- [grabs the figure with his trunk]
- Young Babar: I want some answers! Who are you?
- Zephir: Watch it, Babar!
- [knife drops]
- Zephir: He's got a knife!
- [fork drops]
- Zephir: And a Fork!
- [teaspoons fall out of pocket]
- Zephir: And some teaspoons!
- [the figure falls]
- Zephir: Hit the deck!
- [knocks Babar to the floor]
- Young Babar: What are you doing?
- [the figure is revealed to be Celeste and Arthur]
- Young Celeste: I told you this disguise wouldn't work!
- Young Babar: You *too*, Celeste?
- Young Celeste: I'm sorry, Babar.
- Arthur: We didn't want it to happen this way!
- [both run]
- Young Babar: Two of my best friends; Am I dreaming?
- Zephir: I sure hope so; This is getting *too* strange!