- Sly Sludge: [the EDA representative hands over photos of his water samples' bacteria] Aw! Pictures of the family?
- MAL: [as Captain Planet dodges the rays she shoots] I wish you'd let *me* try, Doctor.
- Dr. Blight: Your arm is too short, MAL.
- Captain Planet: [of Sludge] Planeteers, why don't you turn this trash into something good like the authorities? The power is yours!
- [leaves]
- Wheeler: Yeah! We got him on reckless polluting, and grand-theft sub.
- Gi: Cheer up, Sludge. You'll have plenty of time to read up on waste-water treatment, in jail.
- Sly Sludge: That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
- Dr. Blight: I hope you didn't think I ran out on you, MAL, baby.
- MAL: The thought never *entered* my database!
- MAL: [Blight places the shrunken Ecosub, with Sludge imprisoned by the Planeteers in it, in a vat of water which she shrinks down to glass-size as well] Oh, how delicious. I always thought Sludge needed to rejuice.
- Linka: If my calculations are correct, we are now in Kwame's intestines!
- Ma-Ti: Let us try the forward spotlight.
- [flicks a switch, a beam shows bacteria ahead]
- Gi: Oh, no! Water-borne parasites! They came from the polluted water!
- Wheeler: [they approach] Maybe you should've left the lights *off*, Ma-Ti.
- Linka: Bosha moy! They are attacking the Ecosub!
- Sly Sludge: [moans] They're gonna open us like a can of sardines! Get me out of here, you stupid eco-geeks!
- Linka: [strides over to him] Do not call us stupid! *You* are the one who polluted the water!
- Dr. Blight: MAL - bail me out of this prison.
- [he cannot reach her]
- Dr. Blight: Your arm is still too short, MAL!
- MAL: And whose fault is *that*, Doctor? *You* installed it!
- Dr. Blight: [MAL struggles to release Dr. Blight as Kwame writhes on the floor] Take your time, MAL. It looks like those parasites are attacking that Planet brat's brain!
- [the Planeteers experience it at a booming volume within Kwame's right ear]
- Ma-Ti: Oh, no! Did you hear that?
- Wheeler: [clutching his ears] Ahh! I don't think I'll hear anything else for a week!
- Linka: I told you to stay in the main artery, but, nyet, you had to take shortcut.
- [last lines]
- Sly Sludge: I feel about this tall.
- [makes a thumb-and-finger size measure]
- Dr. Blight: I could arrange that.
- [he kicks her over the bridge into fertilizer, the Planeteers laugh]
- Gaia: [Planeteer Alert] People upstream dump waste into rivers and lakes without thinking about the people downstream.
- Gi: Just because water looks clear doesn't mean it's safe to drink.
- Kwame: Water can contain all sorts of microscopic organisms.
- Wheeler: Once inside you, they can make you really sick.
- Linka: So never dump your waste into the lakes or rivers.
- Ma-Ti: And if you have any doubts about drinking water, boil it first.
- Captain Planet: The power is yours!