Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (2008)
Bob Saget: Self
Quotes
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Bob Saget : Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Bob Saget : Norm MacDonald. Norm, you're the funniest man I know. Because these are the other people that I know.
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Bob Saget : Even John's dick has a great hairline. On "Full House," John's dick had a mullet.
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[last lines]
Bob Saget : Fuck you all and suck my hundred million dollar cock!
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Bob Saget : Norm is such a horrible gambler, he bet Jon Lovitz would be funny tonight.
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Bob Saget : In the '80s, there were two things every actress wanted to be on: "The Love Boat" and John Stamos' cock. Neither helped your career, but at least "The Love Boat" didn't try to fuck you in the ass.