Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)

Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (2008)

Jeffrey Ross: Self - Roaster

Quotes 

• Jeffrey Ross : [to Saget]  "Full House" should've been called "Blackjack" 'cause you hit on the Olsens when they were eight, you didn't stop till they were 21.

• Jeffrey Ross : In honor of the late, great, George Carlin, I'd like to leave you all with another seven words you could never hear on television: "And they Emmy goes to... Bob Saget!"

• Jeffrey Ross : Jon Lovitz put a profile up on Match.com; they paired him with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion.

• Jeffrey Ross : Most comics dream of performing in Las Vegas Nevada, Bob Saget dreams of performing in Hannah Montana

• Jeffrey Ross : The Olsen Twins were supposed to be here tonight, but they heard there was going to be food.