Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (2008)
Cloris Leachman: Self - Roaster
Quotes
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Cloris Leachman : For the love of god, will somebody please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?
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Cloris Leachman : Does any one of you actually know who I am? I was on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Total slut, by the way. She taught me everything I know. Here's something you don't know about Mary: When she had an orgasm, she threw her hat in the air.
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Cloris Leachman : I have vibrators older than most of you. The difference is, most of my vibrators still work.
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Cloris Leachman : I'm not here to roast Bob Saget; I'm here to fuck John Stamos. Stamos, you shouldn't talk so much; your mouth is canceling out all the work your ass is doing. If you play your cards right, I'll do something no girl has ever done to you: Put you in the movies.
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Cloris Leachman : Now get up here Stamos, let's see what you got!
