- Fred Flintstone: [about losing their jobs] We're going to figure out a story to tell our wives Barney
- Barney Rubble: Oh I have my story all set
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah what is it?
- Barney Rubble: Well I'll walk into the house right up to Betty and I'll say "Betty Fred Flintstone made me quit my job today".
- Fred Flintstone: And then what?
- Barney Rubble: I kill myself, what else?
- [both laugh]