Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)
Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?/Put That Putter Away (2008)
Dan Povenmire: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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Quotes
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[Perry, in Candace's body, crashes in on Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : A teenage girl?
[Perry dons his signature hat]
Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : *Perry* the Teenage Girl?
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Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [as Perry, in Candace's body, tries to attack him] Ha! You don't have a tail anymore! Now you're no match for me! But wait a minute, I... I can't hit a girl.
[Perry attacks him again]
Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Did you have that purse when you came in?
[Perry attacks him again]
Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : Well, I'm out of here.
[Doofenshmirtz runs off, leaving a smoke cloud. When the cloud disappears, Doofenshmirtz is still there]
Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : What just happened?
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz is trying to write his own evil jingle but can't come up with a word to rhyme with "evil"]
Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : As soon as I get this done, lunchtime will never again be fun. Oh, great, *there's* a rhyme! There's a rhyme, but sure, EVERYTHING rhymes with "fun"!
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Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : A teenage girl? PERRY the teenage girl! Whatever floats your boat, I don't judge.
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Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz : [having trapped Perry, in Candace's body, in a tiny cage] Sorry about the tight fit, but you know, if I had known you were going to disguise yourself as a teenage girl, I would have set a bigger trap.