Paul De La Rosa: Barney 'Berserko' L. Fatheringhouse

Quotes 

• Berserko : Hey everybody, it's Squeaky! He, he's okay, he does my uncle's laundry. Hiya, Squaky, you wanna piece of chicken?

  [chuckles as he pushes a chicken leg into Squeaky's face] 

  Squeaky Kleen : Forget chicken, think cake! Tomorrow's the Big Boss's birthday.

• Berserko : This is gonna be a hysterical moment.

  Suzy 'Mirage' Young : Don't you mean historical?

  Berserko : Yeah, that too!

  [cackles wickedly] 

• Berserko : Crime's a-wasting!

• Squeaky Kleen : Where's the Big Boss's present?

  Berserko : What present?

  Squeaky Kleen : How could you forget? The surprise party starts in a few hours.

  Berserko : Eh, eh, we, we didn't forget, we just didn't know what to get 'em.

  Squeaky Kleen : Well, he is hard to buy for. Eh, what do you get for the Boss who's stolen everything?