Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates My Man (2008)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Dude, just then, am I crazy or when Dickerson said "my man," was he talking to you?

  Chris : Yeah, he was talking to me.

  Greg Wuliger : That's awesome! You're, like, his number-two guy now. It's like "Chico and the Man", "My Man Godfrey", "Our Man Flint." I can't even imagine. The perks gotta be great.

  Chris : Well, so far the only perk is Caruso saw me earlier and didn't punch me in the face.

• Greg Wuliger : [after Chris falls asleep in class]  Dude, you're burning the candle at both ends. There's no way you can do another guy's work and still have time for your own stuff. It's like cheating on a girlfriend.

  Narrator : If you've never had a girlfriend.